Comments on: Niche Alert: Marketing To People Who Can’t Wipe Their Own Ass

By: finspin

finspin — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:41:42 +0000

Just found out they are not going to go forward with this product http://adage.com/digital/article?article_id=137543

Surprised?

Dustin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:37:12 +0000

“Allows me to maintain my dignity while maintaining my hygiene.”

Guess that’s like saying for any blogger out there who wipes their ass the “old fashioned” way doesn’t have dignity.

Oh yeah, this is truly a billion dollar product!

zepp — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:27:47 +0000

They need to get the heavy Kardashian sister to endorse this.

“What I like best is that it fits neatly in my Gucci handbag, and if anyone asks I just tell them it’s a sex toy!”

Ad Hustler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:58:21 +0000

All very good comments

Clue List — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:32:05 +0000

Damn, was waiting for the ball scrubber and the dingle berry chopsticks to be an added bonus..

John Wineman — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:36:26 +0000

And here I was expecting a money making guide for people who can’t wipe their own ass.

shawns — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:24:58 +0000

How did the Pitchmen pass on this one?!?! 0_o

Steve — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:43:39 +0000

The term “Avoid Wiping” is like $2.50 a click on Google.

Vlad — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:16:24 +0000

its for people with a huge ass, who need that extra 18 inch reach.

ironlogik — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:47:08 +0000

“maintain your dignity and your hygiene”

brilliant