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• Our 10am “How To Pitch Your Business” session went awesome.  So many people showed up that people were all standing in the back.  Seriously surprised me but was really cool.
• We had a chick ask a question in what I think was Chinese during the session. It took all of my power not to completely bust out laughing.
• A lot of people come up to me saying I should speak more.
• Kim Rowley only looks at the most 35 to me.
• There seem to be A LOT less affiliates around then there used to be.
• Most affiliates are socially awkward.
• Apparently if you want to check into a hotel early you need an intimidating black guy.  Me & Ian Fernando both tried to check in to the hotel early and they said no and were kind of rude to boot, Ian brought back a big black guy and it was a done deal, checked in with ease…
• Prosperent is the most underrated affiliate network at Affiliate Summit.  Almost no one knows who they are yet I think they are going to blow up in the next couple of years.
• Seems like most affiliate networks are diversifying beyond traditional niches into app and game development.
• If an affiliate network takes you out don’t be obnoxious and order the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu.  I heard from an affiliate network that they took some loser $2/month affiliate out and he ordered a $4,000 bottle of wine.  Don’t be greedy, it’ll come back and bite you in the ass….I guarantee it!
• Although i’ve heard people say that Shareasale parties are lame, they really do an great job putting them together and they are the only parties where you can actually talk to people.  They had 3 rooms, a quiet room where you could talk, a room with food, and the Dance/bull riding room.  Cool theme & Good Job.
• I’m suggesting that in the Affiliate Summit welcome bags, they get a Deodorant sponsor because there are some people here with serious hygiene problems.
• NDemand Affiliate Network knows how to sponsor a dinner (Ian Fernando’s Dinner to be exact).  First they aren’t pushy at all and they know how to socialize.  They are a family owned company and it’s hard NOT to like the people they brought.  They took us out to Del Friscos which was fantastic and everyone had a blast.  NDemand even bought us all Gucci mousepads as gifts which I thought was a funny/memorable gift.  They are having a Puerto Rico meetup for affiliates and based on the time I had last night i’m considering going. Info.
• Of course my server has issues while I’m typing this so i’m off to deal with support!

Any observations you all care to share?  Leave a comment.

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As usual I will be providing coverage of Affiliate Summit East NYC 2011 right here on AdHustler.com.  If you’ve ever seen me do this before you’ll know my style is not traditional.  I will simply post my observations and any nuggets of information I deam worthy to share.  If you run into me, you may become an observation so beware!

On a side note I will be speaking on a panel about “How To Pitch Your Company At Affiliate Summit” TODAY at 10AM.  This is a weird topic and i’m going to be making stuff up off the top of my head so be sure to check it out.

Who’s going to be at Affiliate Summit?  Be sure to say hi.  See you there!

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Affiliate Summit East 2011 in NYC is fast approaching.  I’m getting a lot of people asking me for a party list so here goes.  This comes from various sources including Affiliate Summit’s blog, my email, telepathy etc):

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Affiliate NetworkxX Party
Time: 8pm
Where: Hilton Lobby Lounge
Details: Only German Attendees Invited
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: Sounds like a Bratwurst Party!

buy.at’s Give Back Event
Time: 8-11pm
Where: Upstairs @ The Kimberly Hotel
Details: Invite Only – Email Amy at USEvents@buy.at For an Invite
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: I wasn’t invited so I must be unimportant

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Adperio Happy Hour
Time: 5-7pm
Where: China Grill
Details: See them at Meet Market, booth #29 to RSVP
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: No real thoughts

Neon In NYC
Time: 8pm-2am
Where: Dream Downtown – 355 West 16th Street
Details: Open Party register at this link.
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: It’s a pool party.  The last time I went to a pool party at an affiliate summit some guy software company owners who were bathing together in their underwear tried to pull me into a pool because they were mad about something I wrote about them on the blog.  I’m going to need backup at this one.

ShareASale Barn Dance
Time: 8pm-12am
Where: Trianon Complex, Hilton New York
Details: Get an invite at the Meet Market.  See my boy Jason Rubacky and i’m sure he’ll hook it up.
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: Shareasale puts a lot of work into their parties and I like that a wide variety of people show up.

Monday, August 22, 2011

ASE 2011 Affiliate Dinner
Time: 5:30-8pm
Where: Brasserie Maison – North West Corner of 53rd and 7th Ave 1700 Broadway AveNew York, NY
Details: RSVP HERE.  Sponsored by XrevMedia & MundoMedia and put together by my boy Morgan Thomas
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: I highly recommend going to this.  A lot of the Wickedfire affiliate will be here to mix and mingle with and i’ve had good times at Morgan’s events.

Mix and Mingle at Affiliate Summit
Time: 5:30-8pm
Where: Old Castle Pub
Details: This is a private event with limited capacity. Please send an email to murray.newlands@trancos.com, anna@viglink.com or steve@adrants prior to registration – Sponsored by VigLink, Trancos and Adrants
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: Murray is a cool guy and i’ve been to networking events at Old Castle Pub before so if you want to mix and mingle with the VigLink, Trancos and Adrants crew then sign up.

Sports Affiliate Happy Hour
Time: 6:30pm-8:30pm
Where: The Playwright Tavern
Details: Register Here
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: If your in the sports niche this may be a good event for you.

The Skimlinks British Summer Party
Time: 7-9pm
Where: The Garment District
Details: RSVP Here
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: They claim they gave away all their tickets but i’m sure if you hit them up you can go.

Mailer Summit at Affiliate Summit
Time: 8-11pm
Where: On a Need To Know Basis
Details: Send an invite request to mailermeetup@gmail.com.
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: As usual the mailers are being all secretive

Affiliate Ball – Performance by Doug E Fresh
Time: 9pm-Whenever You Pass Out
Where: Close By To The Hilton
Details: Register HERE.  Doug E Fresh will be performing and the event is sponsored by AaronKellyLaw, CPATREND, EnvyusMedia, SellHealth, ProfitKingsMedia, FreshCPA & WickedFire.  Check out Doug E Fresh talking about the event HERE.
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: This will be THE event to be at for Affiliate Summit.  Darren puts on awesome parties.  These are almost like full fledged concerts.  All the wickedfire crew will be there so don’t miss it.

Affiliate Karaoke
Time: 9pm-12am
Where: Mercury Ballroom, Hilton New York
Details: No RSVP necessary.  This event is being put on by the fine folks at Affiliate Summit
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: Probably a great place to watch John Chow make a fool out of himself.

Clickbooth Presents “Affiliate Awakening”
Time: 10pm-???
Where: Arena, 135 West 41st Street (6th Ave. & Broadway)
Details: Go here for details.  Sponsored by Clickbooth CPA Network, Clickbooth CPC Network, Calculated Creativity, Authorise.com, Optizmo, Verified Credible & Prominent Leads
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: Clickbooth parties are usually pretty big, i don’t know how they will fair against Affiliate Ball.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Globalizer Home Run Derby @ Citi Field
Time: 4pm-???
Where: Citi Field, 12001 Roosevelt Ave. – Queens, NY
Details: Sign up on Facebook
Ad Hustler’s Thoughts: This is a freakin’ cool event.  I like when companies think outside the box and this event is definitely outside the box.  They are going to bus people to Citi Field, have a party and some people are even going to get to do batting practice on the field.  I hope Globalizer does well with this because it’s really creative.

Having a party or networking event that wasn’t listed here?  Comment Below and I will allow you to promote it.

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If you know me, you know I like weird things.  I’m weird myself so it’s quite fitting.  A typical weekend in the life of Ad Hustler isn’t table service at the hottest club in NYC.  More likely it’s a freak show on the boardwalk in Coney Island.

A couple of years ago a friend introduced me to Roller Derby.  She got us track side tickets and it was pretty unreal.  If you weren’t paying attention a girl could very well end up in your lap (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing).

Fast forward some time and another friend told me that her boyfriend was in a local roller derby league and that I should come see the game.  Having enjoyed the last game that I went to, My wife, My Dad & Myself went to see the game.  Again, it was a blast and we went to see a few games after that.  At some point my wife mentioned or alluded to the fact that it would probably be fun to be in the roller derby.  In all the time I’ve known her she never really indicated interest in any particular hobby.  For a couple of weeks after that statement I encouraged her and told her I thought she could do it if she wanted to.  Eventually she grew the balls to show up at a Mans Ruin Roller Derby practice and they were encouraging to her as well.  One girl let her borrow skates and another girl let her borrow a helmet.  She came home really excited that the girls were nice to her because I think she expected to not be accepted.

She then joined the rookie program and for the next 3 months learned the basic skills and rules needed to play roller derby.

Along the way I mentioned to my wife that it would probably be fun to be the announcer for a Roller Derby.  The announcer is kind of like the MC and helps people know what’s going on in the game plus their job is to entertain when there is a lull in the excitement.  Apparently the team was looking for a co-announcer and when my wife heard, she told them that I may want to do it.  Since they knew me and knew my personality they asked me to do it and I agreed.

So, I am now a roller derby announcer.  I announced my first game on March 20th.  It was a pretty blehh performance on my part.  It started off super shaky but I improved as the night went on (you can’t just be good at something the first time you do it I suppose).  I am announcing another game this Sunday April 3rd.  It should be fun and hopefully better then my first time.  Then games are about once per month throughout the rest of the year.  If you’re ever in the area and want to make fun of my announcing skills come on down.

So what the hell is the point of this post?

• Roller Derby has been a positive thing in my families life.
• It’s good to have hobbies & interests outside of making money.
• Don’t be afraid to try something new.

If you’ve never been to a Roller Derby, do a search to see if you have a local team.  If you do, make some time to go watch a game.  It’s a fun time!

Support Local Roller Derby

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A wise girl once said:

“You know you love something when the idea of it being taken away makes you want to cry.”

So, do you love what you do?

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